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▗▘ name: kokichi ouma
▗▘ handle: kinghorse (occasionally goes by anon un: keikaku)
▗▘ picture: photo id

[ The voicemail system clicks on -- ]

Nee-heehee... You've reached the top-secret whereabouts of the Ultimate Supreme Leader, also known as the boss of the evil agents who will overthrow both this world and the next! Except I don't take messages, 'cuz I'm impossible to contact. This tape will self-destruct in 3...2...1...

... That's a lie!

[ -- BEEP. ]

Comments

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[shikisha]

I saw this and thought of you.

[misleaded]

omggg what a coincidence
i was just looking at this and thought of you ♡ ～('▽^人)
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[shikisha]

What the hell is that thing supposed to be?
You're the one who probably likes to be bent over a couch!

[ ....Nonon, was making it lewd really worth it? This can't end well. ]

[misleaded]

haha no waaay!!
i'm a dom, remember?
that's why it reminded me of you!!
i bet my beloved nonon-chan hasn't had any problems filling her quota thus far (*/▽＼*)

[shikisha]

FIRST
IM NOT YOUR BELOVED ANYTHING IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN IM GOING TO SOAK ALL YOUR STUPID SCARVES IN BLEACH
SECOND
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
AND THIRD
GO TO HELL

[ Nonon literally started this fight. ]

[misleaded]

uwah, so angry!!!! 〣( ºΔº )〣
but you don't even know where i live so good luck with sabotaging my scarves!!
ahhh, but i wonder if you weren't actually able to make your quota??? you're super cute and appealing as a sub, so you should've... i guess it's just your terrible personality if you haven't??
or maybe you're secretly super shy??
haha, should i make an advertisement for you or something?
especially since you're in that craaazy cat cafe thing... i bet plenty of people would be interested in screwing you if you had some cute cat ears on...

[ please feel free to come kill him ]

[shikisha]

[ She really wants to. No court would convict her with this as evidence, right? ]

I already have a Dominant and I made my quota just fine, garbage boy!! [ New nickname. ]

MY PERSONALITY IS A THOUSAND TIMES LESS OBNOXIOUS THAN YOURS

SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP
SHUT UP

IM GOING TO WRING YOUR STUPID NECK

[misleaded]

[ CHRIST ouma is getting a kick out of this. ]

yuuuuuup!!!
nonon-chan's personality is way more appealing than a liar like me...
and i've already filled my quota out, so i'm sure your thousand-times better personality has gotten you a thousand-times more lays!!!

kyaaaa--!! my neck is super delicate actually, so please don't touch me there!!! ・:*(〃∇〃人)*:・
i'm actually super sensitive!!

[shikisha]

[ He's gonna get a kick in his pants soon. ]

Ugh, I don't even want to know how the hell you managed to make someone think it was a good idea to sleep with you! Should I call the police??

[ Not that she actually believes that just... she hates him so much. ]

EW
GROSS
I DONT CARE????

[misleaded]

woooow pinky!!
offering to call the police for me... how did you figure out my kinks?! (*°∀°)=3

[ now he's just pushing it. ]

[shikisha]

What?! What kind of kink is that?! Getting thrown in jail for being a disgusting pervert?!

[ She... doesn't understand. She doesn't want to understand. She should just stop and yet... she can't. ]

[misleaded]

[ well get ready, nonon, because this conversation is happening... ]

ehhh??
getting handcuffed and roughed up by someone in uniform doesn't sound exciting to you--??

[shikisha]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

[ She wants to die. ]

[misleaded]

what, are you saying you still don't get it or something??
come ooon, nonon-chan...
i saw how you had all those cute girls in uniforms all for yourself during that tumel-whatever ☆(>ω・)

[ he's calling her out!!! ]

[shikisha]

[ Wait. She wants HIM to die. Instead of herself. ]

What the hell does that have anything to do with your weird gross fetish for getting beaten up with a police baton?!
And I just wanted a bunch of cute girls dressed up in uniforms, there's nothing weird about that!!

[misleaded]

i don't wanna hear that from someone who totally wants to get beaten up with a conductor's baton!!!
what's with all the music kink stuff anyway?
are you doing something else with those instruments on the side??

[shikisha]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PULLING THESE STUPID FANTASIES FROM?!
DONT TRY TO MAKE MY LOVE OF MUSIC INTO SOMETHING GROSS AND PERVERTED
LIKE YOUR ENTIRE STUPID BODY

[ She may have experimented, one time at band camp, but she will never tell him that. ]

[misleaded]

[ oh my god nonon ]

SO MEAAANNNN ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
why are you looking at my body anyway!!!!!

[ a suspicious pause... ]

but yeah i bet your ultimate turnon would be to write some stupid music score all over some cute girl's body (๑ゝڡ◕๑)
i'm surprised you didn't do that with lissa-chan, actually
such a waste!!!

[shikisha]

I WOULDNT LOOK AT YOUR BODY EVEN IF YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!

[ That's actually a huge lie but you know. ]

Like hell would I ever take ideas from you!!
And you better not have touched a hair on her head either!!

[misleaded]

[ her big lesbian energy is showing rn ]

so bad at cooperation, yikes!!

[ look who's talking... ]

and i didn't do aaanything to her...
unlike you
did you know she came over to MY place after that? lmao

[ a brief pause on his textspam here, before he tacks on: ]

well
i might've taken a few pics ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

[shikisha]

[ That's a blow to her ego. That Lissa would go over to his place. That she would even talk to him at all. Doesn't she know what a pain in the ass he is?!

Clearly this needs to be explained better to Lissa. ]

I swear I will drag you by your foot down every flight of stairs in this building if you did anything she didn't want!

[ This building being where all the dominants live, because she's contracted to Five now... ]

[misleaded]

what kind of guy do you take me for?!
i didn't do anything an evil leader wouldn't do, y'know?

[ because that's reassuring??

also there's no way he missed the fact that nonon is in his building now... ]

but oooh~
whose yappy lapdog are you now, pinky??
i knew you'd get into it quick...
congratulations!!! ＼＼\٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و//／／

[shikisha]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!
you're truly an irredeemable jerkoff!!

[ She really needs to ask Lissa where he touched her on the doll... ]

i'm no ones lapdog, so just get that idea out of your miniscule brain right now!!

[misleaded]

[ he is innocent until proven guilty!!

or rather, the opposite is generally assumed in his case. ]

but you're totally like a pink chihuahua or something...
or a mini-poodle?
it's super fitting!!
especially since lissa-chan was more of a kitten, y'know?

[ whatever that means. ]

[shikisha]

I'm not a dog!!
My name is written with the kanji for 'snake' and I'm one of the Four Devas of Honnouji Academy!!
The only dirty mutt here is you!!

[ Nonon is the one who works at the cat cafe though... ]