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[misleaded]

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▗▘ name: kokichi ouma
▗▘ handle: kinghorse (occasionally goes by anon un: keikaku)
▗▘ picture: photo id

[ The voicemail system clicks on -- ]

Nee-heehee... You've reached the top-secret whereabouts of the Ultimate Supreme Leader, also known as the boss of the evil agents who will overthrow both this world and the next! Except I don't take messages, 'cuz I'm impossible to contact. This tape will self-destruct in 3...2...1...

... That's a lie!

[ -- BEEP. ]

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[misleaded]

[ well get ready, nonon, because this conversation is happening... ]

ehhh??
getting handcuffed and roughed up by someone in uniform doesn't sound exciting to you--??

[shikisha]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

[ She wants to die. ]

[misleaded]

what, are you saying you still don't get it or something??
come ooon, nonon-chan...
i saw how you had all those cute girls in uniforms all for yourself during that tumel-whatever ☆(>ω・)

[ he's calling her out!!! ]

[shikisha]

[ Wait. She wants HIM to die. Instead of herself. ]

What the hell does that have anything to do with your weird gross fetish for getting beaten up with a police baton?!
And I just wanted a bunch of cute girls dressed up in uniforms, there's nothing weird about that!!

[misleaded]

i don't wanna hear that from someone who totally wants to get beaten up with a conductor's baton!!!
what's with all the music kink stuff anyway?
are you doing something else with those instruments on the side??

[shikisha]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PULLING THESE STUPID FANTASIES FROM?!
DONT TRY TO MAKE MY LOVE OF MUSIC INTO SOMETHING GROSS AND PERVERTED
LIKE YOUR ENTIRE STUPID BODY

[ She may have experimented, one time at band camp, but she will never tell him that. ]

[misleaded]

[ oh my god nonon ]

SO MEAAANNNN ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
why are you looking at my body anyway!!!!!

[ a suspicious pause... ]

but yeah i bet your ultimate turnon would be to write some stupid music score all over some cute girl's body (๑ゝڡ◕๑)
i'm surprised you didn't do that with lissa-chan, actually
such a waste!!!

[shikisha]

I WOULDNT LOOK AT YOUR BODY EVEN IF YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!

[ That's actually a huge lie but you know. ]

Like hell would I ever take ideas from you!!
And you better not have touched a hair on her head either!!

[misleaded]

[ her big lesbian energy is showing rn ]

so bad at cooperation, yikes!!

[ look who's talking... ]

and i didn't do aaanything to her...
unlike you
did you know she came over to MY place after that? lmao

[ a brief pause on his textspam here, before he tacks on: ]

well
i might've taken a few pics ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

[shikisha]

[ That's a blow to her ego. That Lissa would go over to his place. That she would even talk to him at all. Doesn't she know what a pain in the ass he is?!

Clearly this needs to be explained better to Lissa. ]

I swear I will drag you by your foot down every flight of stairs in this building if you did anything she didn't want!

[ This building being where all the dominants live, because she's contracted to Five now... ]

[misleaded]

what kind of guy do you take me for?!
i didn't do anything an evil leader wouldn't do, y'know?

[ because that's reassuring??

also there's no way he missed the fact that nonon is in his building now... ]

but oooh~
whose yappy lapdog are you now, pinky??
i knew you'd get into it quick...
congratulations!!! ＼＼\٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و//／／

[shikisha]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!
you're truly an irredeemable jerkoff!!

[ She really needs to ask Lissa where he touched her on the doll... ]

i'm no ones lapdog, so just get that idea out of your miniscule brain right now!!

[misleaded]

[ he is innocent until proven guilty!!

or rather, the opposite is generally assumed in his case. ]

but you're totally like a pink chihuahua or something...
or a mini-poodle?
it's super fitting!!
especially since lissa-chan was more of a kitten, y'know?

[ whatever that means. ]

[shikisha]

I'm not a dog!!
My name is written with the kanji for 'snake' and I'm one of the Four Devas of Honnouji Academy!!
The only dirty mutt here is you!!

[ Nonon is the one who works at the cat cafe though... ]

[misleaded]

haha
you're kidding, right?
maybe like a really tiny snake?!

[ ouma you really can't be dragging someone else for being tiny... ]

but i guess you're used to hissing and stuff, huh? ( •̀ ω•́ )

[ really, she probably is closest to a cat........ an ornery one, but still. ]

[shikisha]

[ Taytay wishes she was as rich or powerful as Nonon is. ]

WE'RE THE SAME SIZE YOU PHALLIC SHAPED DOORKNOB.

[ Is that even an insult?? ]

I'm only used to crushing useless dogs like you under my heel!!

[misleaded]

[ what?? kind of insult???? ]

are you calling me a dick doorknob because knobs get grabbed a lot??
wooow... i mean, i'm getting laid, but i'm not a slut!

[ don't believe his lies..... ]

how are you gonna crush me like that!!
snakes don't have legs?!
doesn't that just make you more suited for rolling over on your belly, pinky?

[ can someone just confiscate their devices and not let them interact? ]

[shikisha]

YOURE DEFINITELY A KNOB THERES NO MISTAKING THAT!!

[ She's so bad at these... ]

WELL SEE WHOS ROLLING OVER AND BEGGING FOR MERCY THE NEXT TIME YOU CROSS ME

[misleaded]

WELL IF YOU WANNA GRAB MY KNOB THAT BAD AND ROLL ME OVER........

[ this is fucking awful. ouma pointedly gives some pause here, before -- ]

then you're totally out of luck!!!! i go soft just from you talking to me~ (๑◕ㅂ▰)

[shikisha]

NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT
NO ONE EVER
ENTIRE OCEANS HAVE BEEN CROSSED JUST TO AVOID DOING SOMETHING GROSS LIKE THAT

IF ALL YOURE GOING TO DO IS TALK ABOUT YOUR GROSS LITTLE TRUMPET IM BLOCKING YOU