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[misleaded]

[ action or deliveries (the up, #029-B) | audio | text ]

▗▘ name: kokichi ouma
▗▘ handle: kinghorse (occasionally goes by anon un: keikaku)
▗▘ picture: photo id

[ The voicemail system clicks on -- ]

Nee-heehee... You've reached the top-secret whereabouts of the Ultimate Supreme Leader, also known as the boss of the evil agents who will overthrow both this world and the next! Except I don't take messages, 'cuz I'm impossible to contact. This tape will self-destruct in 3...2...1...

... That's a lie!

[ -- BEEP. ]

Comments

[shikisha]

[ That's a blow to her ego. That Lissa would go over to his place. That she would even talk to him at all. Doesn't she know what a pain in the ass he is?!

Clearly this needs to be explained better to Lissa. ]

I swear I will drag you by your foot down every flight of stairs in this building if you did anything she didn't want!

[ This building being where all the dominants live, because she's contracted to Five now... ]

[misleaded]

what kind of guy do you take me for?!
i didn't do anything an evil leader wouldn't do, y'know?

[ because that's reassuring??

also there's no way he missed the fact that nonon is in his building now... ]

but oooh~
whose yappy lapdog are you now, pinky??
i knew you'd get into it quick...
congratulations!!! ＼＼\٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و//／／

[shikisha]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!
you're truly an irredeemable jerkoff!!

[ She really needs to ask Lissa where he touched her on the doll... ]

i'm no ones lapdog, so just get that idea out of your miniscule brain right now!!

[misleaded]

[ he is innocent until proven guilty!!

or rather, the opposite is generally assumed in his case. ]

but you're totally like a pink chihuahua or something...
or a mini-poodle?
it's super fitting!!
especially since lissa-chan was more of a kitten, y'know?

[ whatever that means. ]

[shikisha]

I'm not a dog!!
My name is written with the kanji for 'snake' and I'm one of the Four Devas of Honnouji Academy!!
The only dirty mutt here is you!!

[ Nonon is the one who works at the cat cafe though... ]

[misleaded]

haha
you're kidding, right?
maybe like a really tiny snake?!

[ ouma you really can't be dragging someone else for being tiny... ]

but i guess you're used to hissing and stuff, huh? ( •̀ ω•́ )

[ really, she probably is closest to a cat........ an ornery one, but still. ]

[shikisha]

[ Taytay wishes she was as rich or powerful as Nonon is. ]

WE'RE THE SAME SIZE YOU PHALLIC SHAPED DOORKNOB.

[ Is that even an insult?? ]

I'm only used to crushing useless dogs like you under my heel!!

[misleaded]

[ what?? kind of insult???? ]

are you calling me a dick doorknob because knobs get grabbed a lot??
wooow... i mean, i'm getting laid, but i'm not a slut!

[ don't believe his lies..... ]

how are you gonna crush me like that!!
snakes don't have legs?!
doesn't that just make you more suited for rolling over on your belly, pinky?

[ can someone just confiscate their devices and not let them interact? ]

[shikisha]

YOURE DEFINITELY A KNOB THERES NO MISTAKING THAT!!

[ She's so bad at these... ]

WELL SEE WHOS ROLLING OVER AND BEGGING FOR MERCY THE NEXT TIME YOU CROSS ME

[misleaded]

WELL IF YOU WANNA GRAB MY KNOB THAT BAD AND ROLL ME OVER........

[ this is fucking awful. ouma pointedly gives some pause here, before -- ]

then you're totally out of luck!!!! i go soft just from you talking to me~ (๑◕ㅂ▰)

[shikisha]

NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT
NO ONE EVER
ENTIRE OCEANS HAVE BEEN CROSSED JUST TO AVOID DOING SOMETHING GROSS LIKE THAT

IF ALL YOURE GOING TO DO IS TALK ABOUT YOUR GROSS LITTLE TRUMPET IM BLOCKING YOU