(dup) ic contact

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[ action or deliveries (the up, #029-B) | audio | text ]

▗▘ name: kokichi ouma
▗▘ handle: kinghorse (occasionally goes by anon un: keikaku)
▗▘ picture: photo id

[ The voicemail system clicks on -- ]

Nee-heehee... You've reached the top-secret whereabouts of the Ultimate Supreme Leader, also known as the boss of the evil agents who will overthrow both this world and the next! Except I don't take messages, 'cuz I'm impossible to contact. This tape will self-destruct in 3...2...1...

... That's a lie!

[ -- BEEP. ]

Comments

1 min later

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if you don't answer i'm gonna have to put out a missing person ad for you!!

[ "have you seen this bottom?" ]

i'll totally use an unflattering photo and everything, too!
"has anyone seen my beloved saihara-chan? he's super cute and wearing the sluttiest police costume imaginable! i don't have any reward money, but if you find him, you can go a round or two with him!"
how's that sound?
.....hahaha that's a lie!!

[ as if he would let some rando screw shuichi... not that he'll say as much. ]